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Rights I tell my bookie he can pick his pseudonym for this piece. I am leaning toward picking a character from an Elmore Leonard novel, but it’s his story. "Bucky," he says. That’s stupid, I think. "Junior…" I decide to wait him out. "I don’t know … Abie? Short for Abraham?" Okay, I think. Harry Arno it is. A character from an Elmore Leonard novel. There are some things you need to do if you’re an American male. One of them is betting with the corner bookie. Like making an ass of yourself at a wedding or puking in the woods after your first quart of beer, it’s part of the American experience. From state-promoted lottery games to casinos to on-line operations, there are plenty of ways to play, but purists still like placing their sports wagers with the corner bookie. "I give credit and I pay in cash," Harry Arno says, modestly omitting his vast amount of personal charm as a source of continued business success. Instead, he opts to run down his competition, telling the story of a client who won decent coin via an Internet wager. Two days later, the guy was trying to figure out what to do with a check for $3,000, finally deciding it had to go into his bank account and — worse — onto his tax return. On-line betting transactions are printed on credit card receipts, where they can be monitored by such powerful law enforcement agencies as the IRS or your spouse. Nobody wants that. "With the Internet, everything is right there in black and white. With the local bookie, it’s all green." (If there was a professional organization for illegal bookmakers, that would be an excellent slogan.) This guy started years ago in college, where he studied business. Some
friends would ask him to place bets, but instead of putting them with
his bookie, he’d take the action himself. After college, he decided
to give up his amateur status and turn pro. Thirty years later, he’s
forged a successful career in professional sports. Theoretically, a bookie makes his money from the "vig" (roughly translated: the 10 percent service charge). The myth of sports betting is that — because oddsmakers are so wise — half the bettors line up on one side of the bet, picking the favorite, and the other half pick the underdog. The reality is that bookies benefit from a simple fact about you, the bettor. That truth is this: If you had a five-year-old child pick a game against a point spread, or flipped a coin to determine your bet, statistically you’d be correct 50 percent of the time. But when a bettor applies his brilliant intellect and vast knowledge of sports to his prediction, the percentage drops 15 points. He’s correct about 35 percent of the time. "You don’t make money on the juice (a.k.a. the vig),"
Harry Arno says. "That wouldn’t cover my expenses, never mind
the people who don’t pay me. I make money because bettors are not
right 50 percent of the time. And with teasers, parlays and action reverses,
my percentage goes way up, as opposed to a straight bet."
And ties lose.
But you are probably not reading this to better your math skills, but to re-think your gaming habits. (Or maybe you’re taking a break from cruising Internet porn). So, how do you make yourself a better sports bettor? In winning money is the gauge you’re using, here are four pieces of advice:
"We have a saying in the gambling business," Harry Arno says. "’We’ll teach you all of this. It’s $100 a lesson.’" Sidebar: Successful bookmaking: Relationship marketing "I blame the bookie," Harry Arno says. According to what he heard, the bettor at one point was ahead by $10,000, and then went streaking in the other direction to fall behind by $20,000. At both extremes, the dollar amounts didn’t correspond with the guy’s annual income. "What’s (the bookie) doing taking that kind of action from a guy making $500 a week? "If you don’t treat it like a business, you’re not going to succeed," he adds. "A lot of punks and wiseguys think you’ve just got to answer the phone, but it doesn’t work that way." As we all know from the movies, if you break a pianist’s hands you’ll never get your money because he’s lost his income stream. (Although if you’re doing it because you live in the apartment next door, you might get a little piece and quiet.) That is one reason that most bookies avoid violence, even though that is part of gambling’s lore. For one thing, that kind of stuff potentially puts you into a whole different set of crimes, in front of different judges and different prosecutors. "I’m only breaking one law," he says. "I don’t loan shark, don’t threaten people, and don’t sell drugs. I just book bets." Every business that extends credit has a bad debt ratio, he says, and his is the same as any: about 1 percent. He keeps it that way by using some basic principles of business: know your customers, assess your risk. Does the bettor seem overanxious to be paid when he wins? Does he drag it out when he loses? Both may flag someone as a risk. If he starts betting in the middle of the football season, he may be doing so because he owes money elsewhere. Just as others might contact Dun & Bradstreet, Harry Arno will call friends in the business to screen the credit worthiness of a new client. "After 30 years, I figure if I don’t get paid, it’s my fault. I know the signs," he says. "And I don’t let people bet too much. I don’t let bartenders lay down $500 a game." Harry Arno has a lot of rules like that. He’s not looking for
high rollers, professionals, degenerates or spot bettors. Bettors in his
clientele like regular action, bet about $100 a game, and are responsible
enough to pay their debts. They’ll continue to pay because doing
so allows them to keep betting, he says.
He recently cut off a spot bettor who would play for a couple of weeks, win a few, and then not play again for weeks. The guy objected. "Don’t tell me what to do with my business," Harry Arno replied. "What are you going to do, take me to court?" |
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